Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Friday, September 25, 2009
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Thursday, September 10, 2009
Funny Product - Just Married Flip Flops - Stamp Your Message in the Sand!
Product Features
* 10 inch Flip Flops, fit womens sizes 8-10
* Leaves an Imprint in the sand that says "Just Married"
* A Great shower gift!
Product Description
Foam Rubber And Plastic Women's White Just Married Flip Flops. The sole leaves an imprint in the sand. 10" Fits sizes 8-10.
Funny Product - Insta Poop Turd in a Can
Product Features
* Each 5" can has enough poop to make quite a mess.
* It even smells like real poop!
Product Description
Insta Poop. AKA instant smelly sh*t or turd in a can. Just shake well and spray some in a swirl pattern and you'll have a instant pile of poop. Of course everyone will be wondering who to blame it on. Looks and smells really bad. (Please read instructions on can before using. Do not spray directly on person, furniture or clothing.)
