A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.”
“Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine...”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I'm doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Funny Product - Jim Shore Disney's Mickey Mouse Happy Haunt Figurine
Stone resin. Measures approximately 7.5" tall. Comes in attractive gift box.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Weird News - Man spells out marriage proposal in Ohio field
The Associated Press
A wheat farm, large plastic letters and his dad's small plane? Jason Kahle thought it had a ring to it. He took his 23-year-old girlfriend, Aleasha Decker, up in the air Aug. 9 under the guise of photographing some relatives' houses in Kalida, about 60 miles southwest of Toledo in northwestern Ohio.
As Kahle's dad steered the plane, Decker looked out the window. She saw the question "Aleasha, marry me?" in 20-foot sheet plastic letters on top of a harvested field. She turned to find Kahle holding out a ring.
A wedding date has been set for June 5, 2010.
A wheat farm, large plastic letters and his dad's small plane? Jason Kahle thought it had a ring to it. He took his 23-year-old girlfriend, Aleasha Decker, up in the air Aug. 9 under the guise of photographing some relatives' houses in Kalida, about 60 miles southwest of Toledo in northwestern Ohio.
As Kahle's dad steered the plane, Decker looked out the window. She saw the question "Aleasha, marry me?" in 20-foot sheet plastic letters on top of a harvested field. She turned to find Kahle holding out a ring.
A wedding date has been set for June 5, 2010.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Funny Product - Collector's Edition Batman Adult Costume - Standard One-Size - Adult Costumes
Product Description
This full latex costume has sculpted muscle pieces for the perfect look. Costume includes: cape, chest piece, upper arm pieces, gloves with gauntlets, boot covers, upper leg pieces, belt, and cowl. This is an officially licensed Batman costume.
Weird News - Cincinnati man arrested 146 times since 1998
The Associated Press
Authorities said Bennie Crabtree is the most-arrested man in the county. Records show he has been arrested 146 times since 1998, when Hamilton County's record-keeping system was updated. Veteran police officers said he was arrested many more times in the decades before that.
Crabtree's record includes criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct and theft. Police say he steals food and intrudes in places such as the University of Cincinnati, hospitals and businesses. He's never done anything serious enough to be sent to prison.
Because of jail overcrowding, he's now often released hours after arrest.
Police say the 61-year-old man has lived mostly on the streets and has some mental problems.
A social worker says Crabtree is lonely.
Authorities said Bennie Crabtree is the most-arrested man in the county. Records show he has been arrested 146 times since 1998, when Hamilton County's record-keeping system was updated. Veteran police officers said he was arrested many more times in the decades before that.
Crabtree's record includes criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct and theft. Police say he steals food and intrudes in places such as the University of Cincinnati, hospitals and businesses. He's never done anything serious enough to be sent to prison.
Because of jail overcrowding, he's now often released hours after arrest.
Police say the 61-year-old man has lived mostly on the streets and has some mental problems.
A social worker says Crabtree is lonely.
Funny Product - Star Wars Darth Vader Collector's (Supreme) Edition Adult Costume - Adult Costumes
Product Description
Costume includes jumpsuit with faux leather pants and sleeves, flaring cape from Lucas Studios original patterns, gauntlets (gloves), and heavy duty injection molded plastic armor pieces: collar, shoulder guards, boot tops, chest piece, belt, and supreme
Funny Product - Halo 3 Master Chief Supreme Edition Adult Costume - Adult Costumes
Product Description
Includes: Quilted jumpsuit with EVA armor, two-piece deluxe helmet, gauntlets and boot tops. This is an officially licensed Halo 3 costume.
